Hello Dahlings

This is a story of two extraordinary people separated by a fuck off massive ocean….feathering a lame arse blog as I’m kinda shit at this sort of thing! Staring the most talented friends ever known to mankind!

This is all I can come up with so you’ll have to wait for the rest! It’s starting to sound like a movie already! So I’m copyrighting it bitches! Nothing Really Matters and Prophecy Girl need to make a living some how!

If you would like to cast your eyes to the right you can see our bitchin selves. Don’t we look wonderful dahlings? I feel a toast coming on! To PG and NRM!

This post is soon to be replaced with a bitch arsed one, my cofounder is writing. I know the suspense is killing you! Drinks are on me PG!

The life we’ll be accustomed too*

*subject to monetary issues, public funding and a stately home